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- BEATING THE EXPERTS
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- Experts bid better, defend better, and play the dummy better than
- you. They also have better partnerships, so how can you possibly
- beat them? The usual answer is to copy their methods (surely the
- best) and to try for swings with unsound bids and plays. Wrong!
- That might work for a short Swiss match, maybe one time in ten, but
- not for a longer match.
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- No, your best chance is to play a solid game that differs from
- theirs. You don't want the same contract, played from the same
- side, with the same opening lead and line of dummy play, at both
- tables. If your alternatives get better results, you win! If they
- don't, so what, you were going to lose anyway. Here's the plan:
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- -- Don't play their system. If they play five-card majors, you play
- four-card majors. Use different notrump ranges, if only to play
- 16-18 HCP one notrump openings vs their 15-17, and 21-22 HCP two
- notrump openings vs their unsound 20-21. It is amazing how often
- good bidding in different systems will result in a different
- contract or different declarer.
-
- -- Use alternative conventions and treatments. They use Michaels
- cue bids? You use top-and-bottom. Forget weak jump overcalls, yours
- are strong or intermediate. No negative doubles unless the vul-
- nerability is unfavorable--you double for business (but read up on
- the techniques). Throw in some good but uncommon gimmicks, like
- transfer responses to overcalls.
-
- -- No ultra-light openings, doubles, overcalls, or responses. The
- experts are better at stealing hands than you are, so don't mimic
- their macho style. That does not mean bidding timidly. If you have
- a reasonably good bid or double, make it.
-
- -- Don't open notrump with a weak doubleton or off-shape hand.
- Eschewing these questionable practices, popular with experts, can
- get some great results.
-
- -- Avoid bidding weak suits with marginal hands. Partner will have
- more confidence in raising or leading your suit, and you'll have
- fewer disasters.
-
- -- Prefer a sound minor suit bid to a questionable one in a weak
- major or in notrump. A good minor suit contract, disdained by the
- experts, often yields a nice swing.
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- -- Prefer a notrump response or rebid when the alternative is to
- bid a weak four-card suit. Don't use Stayman with a weak major and
- a balanced hand. You might gain if their suit contract gets a bad
- break, or your unrevealing bidding elicits a favorable lead. Some-
- times hands with a 4-4 major suit fit will have four losers in
- either notrump or the major.
-
- -- Try to stay out of the low-percentage games that experts are
- fond of (their chief weakness). Sometimes they will succeed in a
- bad contract, and your lesser bid will result in a loss. The loss
- would be greater, however, if your inferior play or their superior
- defense would have defeated you in the same contract. Often the bad
- contract won't succeed, and you will have a gain instead of a push.
-
- -- Don't get too scientific; their science will be better. If you
- are pretty sure of game or slam, just bid it. Hiding your assets
- may get you a favorable lead. Use only those conventions and
- treatments that your partnership knows thoroughly. It is hard
- enough to beat experts without giving them gifts arising from
- misunderstandings.
-
- -- With a close opening lead decision, try to guess what the
- expert will do and choose the alternative. Maybe you'll get a
- swing. Don't make strange leads, however, like king from king-
- small. To do so is to play into the experts' hands (literally).
-
- -- Take alternative lines of dummy play. With nine trumps,
- finessing for the queen can produce a swing. It's only 52 to 48 in
- favor of the drop, so why not take a chance?
-
- -- Against suit contracts, lead low from weak doubletons and high
- from weak tripletons. This is a better method than MUD (middle-up-
- down) for distinguishing between doubletons and tripletons, and
- often works better than standard leads.
-
- -- Don't use "odd-even" or other coded discards. In fact, signal
- only when absolutely necessary. Experts love defenders who reveal
- the location of high cards.
-
- -- Don't let a bad result demoralize you. Experts have bad
- results, too. Say absolutely nothing critical or apologetic. Just
- smile, and don't let them see you sweat! For that matter, silence
- in general is wise. Experts are very good at deducing skill level
- from opponents' smallest comments. If you keep quiet, they may
- think you're an expert too!
-
- -- Before leading against any contract, routinely say, "Please
- explain your auction." They must explain not only any conventional
- bid or non-standard treatment, but also any standard bid about
- which they have a special understanding. You might learn something
- helpful.
-
- -- Experts excel at reading "breaks in tempo" (hesitations or
- unwonted speed) during the bidding or play, so try to make every
- call and play at the same (slow) speed. Consider your opening
- leads, no matter how obvious, for five seconds or so. Why tell them
- you don't have a lead problem?
-
- -- Call the director if there is any irregularity whatsoever. The
- experts will do so whenever your side has a break in tempo, and
- you must return the favor. Directors are notoriously loath to rule
- against experts, so use your right of appeal if a decision seems
- unfair. Whatever happens, keep your cool. Be pleasant. Experts
- thrive on disgruntled opponents.
-
- -- Don't tolerate misbehavior by the experts' kibitzers, who must
- be seated and silent. Kibitzers may look at only one hand, and must
- give the same attention to a bust hand as to a blockbuster. You
- have the right to banish any one kibitzer without cause.
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- While the foregoing is aimed mainly at team-of-four games, most
- of the tactics apply to pair games in which you are outclassed.
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